The Winter I Couldn’t Get My Shit Together

I ate a few of those mini Rolos over the weekend… Okay, I ate the whole bag in one sitting. It’s embarrassing to admit that, but if you’ve ever had one I’m sure you can understand. They are delicious especially when you let them soften in your mouth, sucking all of the chocolate off so you’re just left with the caramel. Continue reading

Immunizations: Prevention or Destruction?

All of a sudden there’s an influx of pregnant woman popping up on my newsfeed, and a couple who have already squeezed a few out. They use Facebook as a platform to ask a lot of TMI questions concerning explosive diarrhea, vomit-stained carpet, and communal boob juice (yes, milk sharing is a thing). They find it suitable to post, in my opinion, wildly inappropriate pictures. Continue reading

Cubicle World

I never knew what I wanted to be when I grew up, but working in a cubicle was certainly not on my list of desired occupations. It’s cramped, there’s no privacy, and two words: community bathrooms. It’s like the one time it’s completely empty in there, and the second my cheeks begin to hover the seat, a herd of chatty woman comes barreling in. Did I mention I’m extremely pee shy!? Talk about a bladder infection waiting to happen. Continue reading